Coffee and Computers Don’t Mix
Oh, the joys of spilling coffee all over your computer, which prompts the impressive swearing of your inner pirate, and then your screen goes all fuzzy and flashes in and out in a pyrotechnic sort of way because coffee and electronics don’t like each other, and your Cool and Calm Computer Guy tells you to pour new rice all over it to suck the water out, all while you’re trying to launch a new #%^(*&@ Christmas book.
And yes, the rice – on it for 15 hours – worked. Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
Remember not to dump coffee on your computer!


































