New Book, Tea and Crumpets, Escaping to Alaska
I have a book coming out soon which means I can stress-eat chocolate mudslide ice cream with melted chocolate chips at 9:00 in the morning while sluffing around in my fashionable duck slippers and muttering to myself in fear, wondering if my book is terrible, and getting confirmation from not one, but TWO cats that it is, indeed, terrible, and I am wishing that I could fly to Alaska and disappear like a hermit which I won’t do because with my luck I will be gnawed on by a snaggle-toothed bear with bad breath or hit by a blizzard while I am dining on tea and crumpets outside my tent, which would be uncomfortable so I will eat more nutritional mudslide ice cream, do you see how this carton says “nutritional,” of course I did not write that, it must have been Innocent Husband, that naughty man, and I will hope for the best which is all that I can do because I chose this writing career when I was young and utterly clueless about these types of things, and also, with all this editing I can’t remember when I washed my hair and I think I may resemble a grumpy, delirious witch who has no spell-casting abilities, poor me.
Whew.
“Ten Kids, Two Lemon Pies, and a Miracle,” will be available SOON, so very soon, to purchase, if you are so inclined.
It is Book Two in the Deauville Drive Series. Book one is already out and titled, “Ten Kids, Two Lovebirds, and a Singing Mermaid.”
Yes, you definitely need to read book one before book two so there is no confusion or bafflement.
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