11.01.2020

Red Hat Ghoul

I look like this – a scary and stylish ghoul – as I’m tossing candy from six feet away into the trick or treaters’ bags.

And yet a little trick or treater, probably about three years old, dressed like a unicorn, stepped into my house so she could go upstairs and pet my cat.

The ghoul did not scare her.

Kids are so funny.

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10.25.2020

Voted by Mail – Totally Safe

I voted!
We vote by mail here in Oregon and have done so for over 20 years. Your handy – dandy voters’ pamphlet arrives in the mail and about a week later your ballot arrives. It’s efficient, fair, and despite the fake hysteria and inane ranting about voter fraud, totally safe.
When I see people waiting in lines for hours to vote in other states, I am stunned. To me, this says that that particular state, or county, is working very hard to suppress the vote. They’re trying to make it so inconvenient and difficult to vote that some people can’t because they don’t have the time or energy to stand in line for hours, often in the rain, cold, and wind.
They work all day. They’re single parents. They’re not well. They’re taking care of an ill relative or their kid is sick. There are MANY legitimate reasons why people can’t wait in long lines, and that is inherently unfair to them and to our country.
Voting, for everyone, should be simple and inclusive for all – as it is here in Oregon.
We even have designated drop boxes so if you don’t want to mail your ballot back in through your mailbox, like I do, it is super easy and convenient to drop it off.
PLEASE VOTE.
And I hope you don’t have to stand in long lines to do so.
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10.23.2020

All About Evie is Cheap

If you need to escape, All About Evie is on sale for $2.99.
A few short words to describe this book:
San Juan Islands.
Bookshop.
Premonitions.
Crazy Aunts.
A DNA test that blows life out of the water.
Wedding craziness.
Romance.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07NCPSX2X/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1
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10.13.2020

Dinosaurs Are Back

See?

We have dinosaurs here on the Oregon Coast.

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09.29.2020

If Your Table Breaks Use Grape Nuts

This is how to fix a table during Covid.
During a family dinner, the dining room table I inherited from my late parents suddenly collapsed. Innocent Husband, Darling Laughing Son and Rebel Dancing Daughter and I caught it as it almost wobbled our plates into our laps.
It was quite exciting in a culinary sort of way.
It’s hard to get a carpenter out right now, so we “fixed” it. Who knew that Ritz Crackers and Grape Nuts would be so helpful?
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09.18.2020

Dancing A Rain Dance

After being covered in thick smoke for days, after our air clocked in as “hazardous,” after being stuck inside so our lungs wouldn’t fill with all sorts of toxins, it’s finally raining where I live in Oregon.
We can breathe again.
I think I will do a rain dance. I will look ridiculous, perhaps a blend of a robot and a spinning, grinning Tasmanian Devil but some things have to be done.
Wishing you rain if you need it…
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09.05.2020

Stomping In The Dahlias

I just deleted about 8,000 words out of the book I’m writing.

It took about 20 minutes.

I may have cackled.

I may have said bad words.

I’m somewhat surprised I didn’t delete the whole dang thing…

I need to go stomp around in my garden now.

 

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09.04.2020

My Story Put My Cat To Sleep

I told Simon The Cat my story idea and this is what he thought of it.

(Ya know you have been inside from Covid too long when you talk to your cats as if they can answer back in English.)

 

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08.16.2020

A Different Kind of Normal

Some characters come to me and I know who they are in an instant.

That’s how I felt about Tate in A Different Kind of Normal. I could hear his voice, I could see him.

He’s a kid with an over-sized head with a huge dream and a big heart.

I put in a little history about the legend of witches in the family, a woman named Jaden Bruxelle who doesn’t like to believe all that stuff about herbs and curses, and an irreverent mother who is a soap star actress in Hollywood.

It’s a story about family, love, laughter, and following your dreams no matter how many obstacles are standing smack in the middle of your way.

If ya need a book, it’s on sale for $7.23. Yep. That’s an odd price.

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08.10.2020

Cut Up Your Manuscript With Scissors

Well, it’s that time again.

I write yet another draft of a book and then I grab my scissors with a semi-crazy look in my tired eyes and start cutting it up. I gleefully use a stapler, too, for good measure.

I usually have cookies on hand to adhere to ‘Cathy’s Healthy Eating Diet’ and I mutter things like, “You are a terrible writer…this is a terrible book…I can’t believe you wrote that, Cathy. Why on Earth did you think that was a plausible idea?…that character is ridiculous, delete him, don’t argue with me he IS ridiculous…you should have been a carpenter and why do you have to eat THAT many cookies?”

So pleasant, that voice inside my head.

The glorious life of a writer continues.

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