A Raccoon, Scented Candles And The Property Brothers
This is ridiculous, but I am having an argument with a raccoon.
He believes he should be allowed to waddle into my garage and eat my cat food. I believe he should stay outside and act like a regular raccoon.
Every time I shoo him out he looks at me soulfully, sadly, as in, “Oh, come oooonnn!! Look at my face! I’m so cute! I just want to eat your cat food, come inside and warm my bones up by the fire, enjoy your scented candles and watch The Property Brothers with you.”
Sigh…And yes. I know these little critters can get nasty so I hide behind my door while I yell at him to go back to his own home sweet home…
(This is not a photo of Felix, The Raccoon Who Sneaks Into My Garage. This is a sample raccoon, so to speak. A stand-in.)
