Santa’s Parental Revenge
The kids used to want us to take them to look at Christmas lights while drinking hot chocolate.
Now they want Innocent Husband and me to take them to a bar, with live music, so they can shoot pool and have us buy them beers.
We did it.
Then we showed Darling Laughing Son, Adventurous Singing Daughter, and Rebel Dancing Daughter what’s what: Innocent Husband and I danced to this rock band’s music, probably embarrassing them down to their toes.
Is this called Santa’s Parental Revenge?