Chocolate Chip Cookies And Stampeding Elephants
I shouldn’t have made these chocolate chip cookies at ten tonight.
I know I don’t NEED these cookies, but I have little personal control when it comes to overwhelming chocolate chip cookie cravings.
What finally made me grab the vanilla, sugar and flour you ask? What made me give in? A very scientific, fact-based, reasonable and rational prediction. Here it is:
I could get run over tomorrow in my suburban neighborhood by stampeding elephants. On my way up the golden staircase all I would think is, “Damn. I wish I’d baked those chocolate chip cookies.”
See what I mean? Pure logic. So I baked and Innocent Husband and I ate these right up. And we liked ’em.
Wishing you a delicious dessert because you never know when you’ll be run over by stampeding elephants in front of your home.
