I’m Going To Be On The Bachelor!
I’ve made an important decision. I’m going on The Bachelor next season.
I am not interested in The Bachelor, as I have been married to Innocent Husband for almost 22 years, but I want an evening gown. I hear you get them for free if you’re on the show. I have never had an evening gown.
I also want free food I don’t have to cook, free national and international travel, and I want to be able to swim with my plastic flippers in a California pool and eat chocolates in the hot tub.
While The Bachelor is out on dates, I can read books all day long and do no housework or laundry.
This makes sense to me. Clearly I’m going on the show for the “right reasons.” I’m going to nominate myself.
This is what my facebook friends had to say about my new adventure….
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Debbi Paolillo I’ll give you the rose…… -
Karen Smart Hayden Awesome idea. Get the gown and have pictures of eating chocolates in the hot tub, while laundry piles up. Hee hee lol. Perfect sense -
Kim Randolph sounds like someone needs a romantic vacation with her husband on a beach somewhere. -
Rose Lynn Beyke Haha! Thanks for smile -
Debbie Rhodes Oh. You would improve my opinion of it by mega-miles!!! . Do it. I wouldn’t mind having an evening gown. -
Diane Avedovech Go for it girl and enjoy it all! -
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Jenny Collins Belk Sounds like a win win to me. -
Letty Peña Blanchard You’d be the best one there! Get the gown and run!! -
Steph Roy This is perfect, I hope you get the final rose! -
Sue Franklin what a good idea -
Frances Jurvakainen Williams I second the nomination.
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Anne Hovey Brandolini You’d be the best candidate ever!
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Arrahwanna Mc Masters Go for it girl…..lol -
Cindy Robinson Campbell You could adopt the persona of one of your characters for even more fun! -
De Hansbrough The women on that show all seem to be the same. -
Barb Dowdell MacKenzie I want a gown too! -
Christine Beil not to mention a shot at becoming the next breakout reality STAR (it’s right in the titel!) and getting a show/job interviewing people or hosting something or some other thing you’ve never done but because you are cute and were on this you get! -
Valerie Haddox Russell Perfect plan!! I might nominate myself, too… -
Tami Rene Haha! Don’t mention your husband, they won’t find out till the 3rd or 4th episode when it’s sure to cause drama! I’m going to nominate myself just for the makeover! I want fancy TV hair! -
Cathy Lamb You’re right, Tami Rene I won’t mention Innocent Husband until…hmmm….the SIXTH show, then I can get some international traveling in. And new clothes! You’re right, Christine Beil Maybe if I go on the Bachelor I can get myself my own talk show. I could call ilt Chatty Cathy’s Talk. -
Cathy Lamb Pria Orth Come with me. It will be great. We can get new clothes and jump in the pool with our flippers and floating devices.
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Cathy Lamb At 48 years old, married, with three kids and an odd cat, I think I’m the perfect candidate for the Bachelor. I mean, what else do they want, for goodness sakes? I’m ready to go and get my ballgown!!
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Renee James Oh !! Ha!! Cathy you are the perfect candidate… I would watch the hell out of your season! -
Cathy Lamb Letty Peña Blanchard If I get a gown, I ain’t runnin’ anywhere. I’m just headed back to the kitchen at the Bachelor House for free dinner. AndDiane Avedovech you betcha I’m going!!! Steph Roy OF COURSE I’ll get the final rose, who else would get it before me? then I can be the next Bachelorette. Innocent Husband would be okay with it if we got a free car at the end of it or something.
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Cathy Lamb Frances Jurvakainen WilliamsAnne Hovey BrandoliniArrahwanna Mc MastersCindy Robinson Campbell Excellent. Glad you ladies are behind me in this endeavor. Barb Dowdell MacKenzie I will bring you back a gown. Size large for me, don’t know what size you are.Valerie Haddox Russell Yes, do nominate yourself.
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