Talking To Myself While Shopping
Yesterday I went shopping.
I hate shopping. The crowds, the lights, the noise, and all these pant sizes that I am SURE have shrunk in the last year.
I am not into fashion and I can’t find anything unless my daughters pick it out and tell me what to wear. … Read More
Inside A Writer’s Messy Mind
I thought you might like to see a glimpse of my writing process.
I wrote my next manuscript, due in December, in non – chronological order. In other words, I wrote any scene whenever I damn well felt like it, no matter if I was writing the last scene of the book in the middle and the first scene at the end. … Read More
For Writers: How NOT To Write A Novel
1. Write only the scenes that you “feel like” writing, as if you are some zen loving hippie and will do what the wind calls you to do, what the rainbow requests, what the chirping birds inspire you to write. You will then have a giant mess, in non – chronological, senseless order, that you will have to cut and paste and cut and paste until you want to bash your head through a wall, like me.
2. Spend all your time daydreaming about other things that are pleasant and delightful and not writing your book, and then tell yourself that you were doing “research.” When your deadline is looming like a sharp toothed pterodactyl, you will be working sixteen hours a day, chugging coffee and ice cream. It’s ugly. Avoid it. …Read More
On Puzzle Pieces That Run Off With New Lovers
A few weeks ago I went on a hike with Innocent Husband and Youngest Rebel Daughter.We hiked into the gorge here in Oregon to a place called Devil’s Punch Bowl. It is unclear to me whether or not the Devil has ever drunk from the punch bowl, but I did not dwell on the Devil’s drinking habits. … Read More